Unfortunately, Snowflake the Elf was never the same

Almost as good as "The Saskatchewan Poutine Massacre"

Caught the poor guy mid-step-touch.

A tale as old as time

Next week, on an all new "In Search Of..."

Super good at fashion, though

Jerry was put out to pasture the next day

At least he's concerned

It's nice to have someone to talk to at the office

It ain't easy being murdered by a chainsaw

Be particularily careful of the left one

Based on the children's book by Stephen King

Because teenagers are dumb

I don't even know

Harry discovers the perils of a four year state wizarding school

So much dromedary

More like "The Metamor-FUN-sis," am I right?

It's like Cats, but, you know, way, way worse

Rocky's worst nightmare

You only measure twice

They may take our lives, but they will never take our tasty treats!

Knights don't cry

To bee or not to bee

From the studio that brought you "Horsepocalypse"

This might only count as a single entendre

Charges will be filed, pending the arresting officer's ability to process his encounter

Perhaps not his best work

Abracadabra twice, cut once

These are unforeseen circumstances, but just barely

Translating "Insufferable Butt Hole Speak" to English

The Gatsby Scale

This actually happened

Mondrian is not amused

It was all he had left

All that was left was an alligator tooth and part of a moustache

Thanks, science

Glad this didn't make it through the first round of voting

Brevity is the soul of...something

Whatchoo lookin' at?

Probably the truest realization of Beckett's work

This night is not so tender

Four score and seven BANANAS ago, am I right folks?

Meanwhile, in Little Italy...

Shhh...

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man super rad

I'm just an octopus doctor

Not quite the fairy tale you were hoping for

Elementary, or something

Genuine class

A pack a day will help you play!