And are these sheep's clothing?!

It begins

Rock and roll!

Mooooooo

Eww

Puritans: Pretty much a bunch of idiots

Oddly, he's not a fan of jazz music

It's on the tip of my tongue...

In color!

Way better than the fun size ones the witch doctor had

Yeah, people are weird, man

Danny isn't here, man

It's a mummy from space. What's not to get?

I'm kind of into Buddhism now

So, perhaps no more pre-show cocktails?

Holy Shit

Aristotle didn't go in for these kinds of shenanigans

Giddy up

In all fairness, the kid is kind of a dick

Now in production, unfortunately

Things get real in the merry old land of Oz

Enchantment Under the What?

It's a valid question.

It might be hard to handle...

Um...hmm...

Gourd-based relationships are never easy

Marcel Marceau he is not

Brought to you by Johansson's DinoDickeys™

Mr. Bun Bun decides to retire

You only business in the front, party in the back twice

Try some of these out on your next museum visit

That HR department must be a nightmare

Billy never raised his hand in class again

Phil tends to get irritable towards the end of chucking season

I blame Disney

Unfortunately, it's not a matter of 'if' but 'when'

I gnu this was coming

C'mon, Jimmy -- how many times do we have to go over this?

So emb-arrrrrr-assing

Quality control was rubbish back then

Hysteria-cal

Et tu, playground?

Does your Grandma have any beer?

Surprisingly, nihilists never account for giant radioactive lizards

I said grab the -- nevermind. Just get in the van

Half man, half robot, all classical music enthusiast

Shakespeare didn't see this coming

Someone needs to address this

Don't blame me -- Jackie Wilson said it

Beware the office party