NOT the dark side I was talking about

He probably wrote Little Drummer Boy too

Retirement was a little rough on Indy

I don't even...is that good?

Wine cooler?

I'm thankful for really dumb jokes

Nice candles, sweetie – are those even real?

Some sort of axe murdering Panda bear?

It's hard to hear when the music is too darn loud

So no one is working on curing stuff?

More effective than garlic

Pinkies out!

Nerd bad

I ain't haunting shit without some overtime

A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh

Way to go, Dwayne

Sadly, not everyone can be found

This is still preferable

No shit

Awkward...

Just a little armless fun

Of course

"Got Milk" doesn't just happen overnight

The greatest thing since...nevermind

Adolph who?

Aroooooo!

Of course

POTUSaurus

But why? WHYYYYYY?!

Yet another story lost to revisionist history

I may have to escalate this call

Now let's have four more drinks!

It's not easy being eaten by your friend

Hulk know a guy at Penny's

Chicken Soup for Mr. T's Soul

Kill it! Kill it!

Careful now

It just happens sometimes

There's a reason he's on the twenty

Shut up, Randy

Octo-jerks

Coming soon: Terminator Goes Baroque

Shhhh

Menlo Park got a little blue after ten o'clock

To have and have gum

So comforta-bull

Marty was more big picture than he gets credit for

Well that wasn't super nice

The tangy zip can be deadly

Pardon me, is that my fanny on your head?