Egg nog and karaoke really get Santa fired up

Things escalate so quickly these days

Oh, and your daughter is in a cult

Oh. Ok.

If only

The act formerly known as a Titty Twister

Just ki-ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma-ma it

That's what friends are for

From Halloween: The Musical

Or nickels?

So shocking! So pale!

Things get real at the baar

Who's a good little commander-in-chief?

Karen! Call the Chiropractor!

Dark days in Wonderland

They've been swarming pretty bad

Fine. Does Dinosaur Batman know PowerPoint?

Tensions run high at 221B

Hey! Look over there -- it's the Joker!

Make it sparkle!

Hawthorne had the worst editors

At least I'm not stuck in... Shit.

We call it the Tom Selleck

It's barely noticeable

Constructin' intricate plots like a bawse

Oh, Randy

I thought it took three crows to murder

He gets it

You never see them both in the same place

This is why we can't have nice things

Sometimes it's who, Kevin

Don't we all

Pablo don't want none unless it's got buns, hon

The Silence of the Hams

All of these cottages in the woods look the same!

Oui?

Can I at least have my watch back?

Still tasty on a pizza, though

I'll have to ask my manager

The Joy of Painting gets really real

Happens to the best of us

Goddammit, Jerry

Gotta start somewhere

The barnyard can be a cruel place

He just wanted to put his feet up

Writing songs is tough

It's long "U," you turds